Friday, September 21, 2012

Zombie Apocalypse


          The zombie apocalypse is coming, Sooner than anyone has ever expected. Even though people believe this isn’t going to happen, well it’s coming. Knowing this, I came up with a sneaky plan, in which they will have no idea what my plan of attack is. If all of a sudden out of nowhere you saw many strange creepy looking people walking toward you moaning you would know that they are more than likely zombies. At that point you would try to run to your ZAHP (zombie apocalypse hideout place) usually this would be in a basement, crawlspace, or even a closet. Any place that you can lock away anything trying to kill you. In this ZAHP you will need a couple of things. You will need a gun, some food, water, a zombie taser, maybe some blanks, definitely a mirror, and other essentials you may want to have in your ZAHP, that you would need to survive for a day or so. You may never know how long you will need to prepare to go out and attack, and also if they are in your house or standing outside your door, you will have to stay in there until they think you’re not there anymore. When that time comes you will then use your mirror to double check that they are not there anymore. You will have to put the mirror under the door and angle it so you can see on the other side. If you see no one that is when you grab your gun and your zombie taser, a zombie taser only kills zombies.  You then will check one more time with your mirror to make sure the coast is clear. You first search your house for zombies , when you find no one you will lock up your house so only will you will be able to get back in it , your house is now you’re safe spot. Then you will start of on a quest to help other people away from the zombies. This now makes you a zombie slayer. Now with that title you are able to attack any zombie in your path.

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